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Mace & Crown | November 29, 2015

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Monarch Roar - Jan. 17

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-To you Jersey Shore lovers, it’s all right to watch and laugh at the people on the show, but not all right to embrace their lifestyle as your own

-You’d think being in my 5th year at this university would come with benefits. Anyone who believes this will be very disappointed

-To students who think they can take their time when crossing the street and I’m being nice in my car by letting you cross, GET A MOVE ON!

-To the girl in the cafeteria, if you’re upset by how much you weigh, get to the gym and stop shoveling pasta into your mouth

-To the freshman, don’t just stop walking in the middle of the sidewalk. Even if I see you stop, chances are I will run into you

-To the students stepping during activity hour, I am trying to get to class. Don’t scream at me if I walk through

-To the students texting while walking on campus, don’t get upset when people intentionally collide with you

-To the students who won’t be at the gym two weeks from now, quit while you’re ahead I miss my treadmill

-Dear pompous kid who sits in the back of my lit class, no one wants to hear you interject your opinions that sound absurd every three seconds. You should be limited to only one comment a week. Kthanks.

-To the people who wear shorts, flip flops, and other summer attire during this 20 degree time of the year, you are dumb and I hope you get pneumonia

-Dear Freshman who wants to talk loud enough for the world to hear, I don’t want to know about your one night stand… that’s your business not mine!

-Dear parking, can we get a better parking situation for quad residents? Lot 27 is NEVER FULL!!

-Dear freshman walking in packs, you don’t need a posse everywhere you go

-Dear cafeteria, I don’t want to see bugs in my drinks

-Dear whitehurst skaters, move out of my way when I’m driving

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  • stan

    Dear ODU, thanks so much for spending our money on that useless fountain. Can we have another?

  • stan

    To the person talking about the whitehurst skaters, come at me bro.

  • anon

    I want another water fountain.

  • anon

    to the person saying come at me bro, you may being trying to look hard but rock always beats scissors and car will alllllllways beat skaterboy


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