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Satire Archives * Page 2 of 2 * Mace & Crown

Faux News is Good News: Skull Candy to Release New Style of Earphones.

October 25, 2015 |

George Plank Staff Writer

Skull Candy, one of the largest manufacturers of headphones and earphones, unveiled their patent for a new product they hope to have on shelves by summer of 2016.

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Faux News: Betty White’s Graceful Aging Secret Revealed

September 17, 2015 |

Faux News is the Mace & Crown’s satirical news series. The content below is entirely false.

By George Plank Staff Writer

 

Betty White is revered by many as an American national treasure of the big … Read More

Faux News: Bed Bath & Beyond Pulls All Picnic Blankets Off Shelves After Outrage by Local Shopper

September 15, 2015 |

Faux News is the Mace & Crown’s satirical news series. The content below is entirely false.

By George Plank Staff Writer

 

Over Bed Bath & Beyond’s 44 years of service shoppers of the retail giant … Read More

Faux News is Good News: Publisher Looking to Spoil Your Childhood

March 3, 2015 |

By George Plank Staff Writer

 

Last month, children’s book publisher Predictable House Publishing licensed the rights to publish over a hundred classic children’s books. Yesterday they announced their plans for the books in their domain.

“We here at Predictable House Publishing understand that … Read More

Faux News is Good News: New Fungus Produces Ominous Tones

February 21, 2015 |

By George Plank Staff Writer

Scientists out of Waco, Texas rocked the health and science world recently when they announced that they have discovered a new parasitic fungus.

“This fungus, when fully grown, develops a floral bloom that releases spores to other … Read More

Faux News is Good News: Shocking Revelation from Controversial Religious Organization

February 11, 2015 |

 

By George Plank Contributing Writer

On Wednesday, during a press conference at their headquarters in Topeka KS., the Westboro Baptist Church revealed to thousands of onlookers that they had never actually been, a religious organization.

“When we first stepped into public view … Read More

Faux News is Good News: Walmart Black Friday madness

November 29, 2014 |

While many were enjoying the deals and bargains associated with Friday’s namesake, tragedy struck a Walmart in Gary, Ind. In other cities, previous isolated reports of attacks and injuries incited by the aggressive nature of the sales event, but this … Read More

Faux News is Good News: Jeff Dunham’s shocking secret revealed

November 17, 2014 |

Last week, a cache of information was made available to the public following a request to the Freedom of Information Act. Among the receipts and government expenditures was a startling piece of information. Evidently, the beloved comedian Jeff Dunham has … Read More